Should I stay married to a woman that has a big ugly dog that is eating my furniture? She wears leather and gold jewelry. This is my fourth marriage and shouldn't have done it I guess. She is nice, but I'll probably kill the dog.

What ever you do, please don't kill the dog. It ain't his fault. Family counseling sounds in order here...yes even for the dog. There is nothing wrong with leather and gold jewelry, I have a few nice pieces that I wear myself. If you want your fourth marriage to work, get into counseling with her and find obedience training for the dog. If "they" refuse to go, seek counseling for yourself to find out why your marriages aren't working out. Being with a nice lady that has a big ugly dog that eats furniture isn't my idea of marital bliss.