- Large loft apartments in New York City are plentiful and affordable, even if the tenants are unemployed.
- It doesn't matter if you are greatly outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts. Your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one... dancing around in a threatening manner until you have dispatched their predecessors.
- When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible but slightly blue.
- If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to be a world-famous expert on nuclear fission, dinosaurs, hieroglyphics, or anything else, at the age of 22.
- Honest and hard-working policemen are usually gunned down a day or two before retirement.
- During all crime investigations, it is necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
- A police detective can only solve a case after he has been suspended from duty.
- Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure each is assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
- A man will show no pain while taking the most horrific beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
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